Bos Diaboli And Friends Warmly Welcome Susan Abruti

Susan Abruti, having recently dies, arrives in her new home. Bos Diaboli, the ruler of this realm, gathers his assistants to welcome the new arrival. Susan, realizing where she is, screams in horror.

"Hey, you shouldn't have murdered all those people", Bos growled, grabbing Susan by the neck and pulling her toward him.

Then he released her. Susan, choking, stood before Bos, trembling. His eyes blazed red within black pits set in an animal skull. She briefly caughed, then started to cry.

"But I didn't believe that Hell existed!" Susan replies, starting to cry uncontrollably. Reflecting on her life, Susan realized that marrying and murdering men was likely what earned her place a in the abyss. But, at the time, it seems like a good way to make a lot of money. And, being a staunch atheist, she didn't worry about any consequences in the afterlife. Because there wasn't one.

"Hah hah hah!" Bos chuckled diabolically. His minions joined in and soon all were laughing hysterically. Except for Susan.

"I see here that you married and murdered 4 older men, inheriting their wealth. And were never caught". Bos paused, consulting a notecard. "You got away with it. And got a final big score that would have set you up for life. It's too bad you drowned after getting coked out of your mind celebrating".

"So that's how I died?" Susan asked, sniffling. Then she remembered. She was so happy. That was before she drifted off while soaking in her hot tub. Then she obviously drowned. And was now here. Which was evidence that she was wrong to have been an atheist. And she was wrong to have celebrated her big score by doing all that coke.

But killing her olderster husbands was the one thing she was still sure was the right thing to do, she decided. They were near the ends of their lives. And she had to pork each and every one many times. She earned that money. So, why was she here? Susan suddenly felt angry.

She yelled and screamed, protesting the unfairness of her fate. But that only caused Bos and his minions to laugh harder.

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